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THE CARTOONS!!! (IN AN ARBITRARY ORDER)

Truly, there is a lack of discernment here that should be veiled from the winsome eyes of impressionable youth, lest they come of age so deluded as to proper etiquette and civil comportment that they are ostracized by their peers, and damned to lonely exile.


How to Identify Aliens and/or Transdimensional Beings -- Heed my Words!


My Toilet Ponders the Cruelty of the Universe


A Tale of Modern Horror -- The Nightmare of Basic Cable and Staying up too Late!


Televangelista -- Preacher Man, Do You Know the Forces You Are Up Against?!?


Charlie And Vinnie -- The Magical Love That Exists Between Two Personalities Trapped in the Same Body, Part 1


Working in a Bookstore is a Wonderful Job, Actually


Cthoolou -- A Distant Cousin to Cthulhu Gives Voice to the Anxieties of Elder Gods Everywhere


Anthropomorphism -- This Bunny Will Frolic its Way Into Your Heart!


Grim Reaper 1 -- May Your Own Plane Crash Be as Jovial!


Grim Reaper 5 -- The Reaper Finally Gives up the Goods on the End of the World


Revelations -- The Definitive Version of This Apocalyptic Sitcom!


Old Fart Tales -- Listen to Your Elders!!!


Christ and AntiChrist -- an Animated Comic of the Final Conflict! Whee!


Christ and AntiChrist 2! Spy vs Spy for the sacriligious!


Christ and AntiChrist 3! The Battle Continues!


The Alien Bit -- Classic Alien-based Schtick! Homina!


Tales From Hell -- Welcome to the Warped Logic of the Underworld


El Nakedo -- One of My Favorites, Truly an Epic of Horrifying Proportions!


Touch Me Bunny -- So Friggin Cute You Wanna Strangle Him!


The Guy Inside My Head -- This One May Pain You to Your Core Even as You Relate


Jesus and the Bunny -- Where Easter Eggs Came From!


All Girl's Boarding School -- Can You Stand the Wanton Lust?!?


Mr. Twitcho -- What a Sorry, Sorry Human Specimen!


How to Deal With Ninjas -- An Oldie, But Still a Favorite Among the Ninja Set


Exploding Nuns -- are Silly


Grim Reaper 2 -- Exploring Athiesm and my Early Hatred of George Bush


Grim Reaper 3 -- Yes, The Reaper Uses a Spinny-Thing to Decide Your Fate!


Childhood Confessions -- This Could be a Stirring Memoir of my Childhood, or a Total Lie ... Either Way, I Should Write a Book!


A Tale of Horror -- So Scary You Might Crap Your Pants!


No Exit 2 -- The Long Awaited Sequel to the Sartre Classic!


Public Safety Condom -- He Only Wants to Help!


Bunnies Talking Smack -- I Animated my Friends Having a Real Live Conversation! Makes Me Nostalgic!


Lessons in Adaption -- How to Deal With a Nasty Paradigm Change


Tha News -- My Reaction to News Shows and the World After 9-11, About as Subtle as a Finger in the Butt


Malachi the Telekinetic -- Man, I Miss My Coffee-Shop Job


Animated Conversation -- Another Recorded and Animated Friend, My Friggin Steamin' Hot Friend Annie!


Grim Reaper 4 -- The Reaper Gets All Political, and I totally fuck-up the sound, sorry!


Interviews in Hell -- This Sucker is Old! Still Love the Cheese Grater!


Child Philosopher -- My First 'Child' Cartoon, This One is Ancient But Kinda Funny


And Here Are Some Cartoons So Old I'm Not Making Any Goddamn Icons For Them:


Stickman Apocalypse -- A Moving Recreation of a Childhood Flipbook, No Bullshit, Ese


Attack Babies -- One of my Very First Toons, I Still Think it 'Rocks Out With Its Cock Out'


Attack Babies 2 -- A Badly Animated Parody of 'Fist of the North Star'; How's That For Obscure?


The Lando Lament -- A Tribute to a Toy I Received From Jeni Burden, Dark Queen of the North



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