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09/18/08

OK, I know you guys aren't gonna believe this, but I actually made a new cartoon. Really. Also, I learned to animate a bit better. Sorta. And also, how to love. No, just kidding, I still don't know how to do that. But I do know how to glove, and let me tell you, that is pretty hot stuff.

Anyway, here it is ... something new! Buh ba bah!!! Shit, I hope it works ...

And here's the link to the same thing, except surrounded by tasteful blackness:

07/11/08

And oh, how the year staggers on. So many empty promises, so many dashed hopes, so many kittens playfully wrestling puppies, suddenly crushed by tractor-trailer trucks jack-knifing and flying off the nearby overpass. The horror.

But still, still I work on things. But what is finished? Nothing. But I have a lot of beginnings, which is something. Or not. But what is the right thing? What truly deserves to be finished? What glorious piece of ca-ca will win the dubious prize of being my next creation? Why don't these monstrosities do me a favor as soon as they're born and strangle me with their big meaty hands? Why?

Oh well. At least I don't have a 401-k.

05/27/08

Well, cherished aficianados of whatever the hell it is exactly that goes on around this blighted place -- Mr. Houser here, letting you know that I am working, working, working on new and perty things. I know I've lied to you before, but c'mon baby, just one more chance. I'll treat you right, I swear!

What I have coming up may well make your panties explode (where applicable).

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