Hello, you fleshy unknowns! You who find reason to continually visit this remote and pungent outpost. I just wanted to inform you that I am, as has been consistently the case for oh-so-many grim and chiaroscuro-y years now, still kickin'. Presently I am remodeling my website a bit, and you will all have opportunity to witness, in real-time, my horrible Lobster Boy fumbling as I get things pieced back together.

In the meanwhile, the links to the right will guide you to the previous incarnation of the site, where you may pretend that this horrible business is not taking place, and can huddle in nostalgic terror while I writhe in the cold mud of site construction, a vengeful dwarf with a knife clenched in his teeth making towards the evil trapeze lady so I can turn her into a human chicken: a most hideous and inexplicable revenge. She had it coming.
Things will be better soon, baby! I swear!

UPDATE---------------

I have finished the basics of my remodeling now. All the links should work properly, and everything should run smooth as greased-up Mongolians. Let me know how deluded I am.