Hmm, there seems to be some sort of link below this text ... I wonder where it could lead? I'm kinda scared of links, myself. I mean, what if it's something that will offend my Christian sensibilities? Oh, I wouldn't like that one bit. Or what if it's some ghastly fetishistic porn involving slap-bracelets and Mickey Rourke impersonators. Ew!
Worst of all, what if it's some kinda goddamn stupid-ass internet cartoon? Oh man, that'd REALLY piss me off. I HATE those.
Oh well, only one way to find out.

It's a goddamn internet cartoon!